UNDEAD TWIN

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)

avacadoo:

We’ve all done this while talking to someone we don’t know (x)

hate:

*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*

Favourite swear word? [x]

*calls 911*
me: help police i been robbed
operator: do u know who done it
me: i know who done it
operator: who done it
me: i ain't no snitch